Quirky Steel Plant Markers

🌿 Quirky Engraved Steel Plant Markers – Black Magic Forge

Give your garden some attitude with these laser-engraved steel plant markers — the perfect blend of humour, durability, and dark charm.

Each marker is precision-engraved with cheeky quotes that add personality to every pot, veggie patch, or herb garden. Whether you’re the kind of gardener who talks to plants or threatens them, these tags say what you’re really thinking.

Cut from solid painted steel and permanently marked using high-detail laser engraving, these aren’t your flimsy plastic labels — they’re built to last, weather beautifully, and deliver a smile every time you step outside.

✨ Product Details

• Material: Heavy-duty steel, matte black finish

• Engraving: Permanent laser etch — no fading, peeling, or wearing off

• Size: Label is 58mm × 40mm with a 95mm stake

• Designs include:

  • “I Garden So I Don’t Kill People”

  • “Next Victim”

  • “Feeling Cute, Might Die Later”

  • “Dead / Alive / Undecided”

  • “Easily Distracted by Plants”

  • “Crazy Plant Lady”

  • and more!

• Suitable for indoor or outdoor use

• 100% Made and Engraved locally in Queensland, Australia 🇦🇺

🎁 Perfect For

• Garden lovers with a wicked sense of humour

• Unique gifts for friends, family, or co-workers

• Market stalls, plant swaps, and quirky home décor

• Adding character to your veggie patch or greenhouse